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Hufflepuff

To suck, or "huff" a fart out of someone's ass and proceed to blow, or "puff" said fart back into the farter's face.
"That hufflepuff really added to my climax by stirring up sensations not normally enjoyed while my girlfriend eats my asshole."
by BrianMcGee September 19, 2011
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Hufflepuff

One of four houses in Hogwarts typically consisting of the most friendly and hard-working students. Meaning those students feeling a need to compensate for something. I.e. the "larger wizards"
I really hope someone falls... I hope it's a fat chick.

No Hufflepuffs are falling tonight.
by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011
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Hufflepuffing

The act of getting with a girl that is "less than adequate" based upon the fact that the Hufflepuff house is the fat, ugly, should be wearing a helmet house......
"Didn't Jesse go Hufflepuffing last night?"
"Yeah I saw that fat freshman walk out of his room this morning."
by Burst89 October 29, 2011
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Hufflepuffer

one who performs the act of oral sex after having their armpit used for sexual gratification (huffle)
Being of strong moral and refusing to be pressured into pre-marital intercourse, her only saving grace was that she was a hufflepuffer.
by Terry Prine May 29, 2005
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to have the act of oral sex performed after using someone's armpit for sexual gratification (huffle)
She laid me stiff as a board, but at least she could pull off an incredible hufflepuff.
by Terry Prine May 29, 2005
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A gay sex act between two midgets in which one performs fellatio on the other as he eats cheese puffs.
I’ve got a bag of cheese puffs. Now give me a hufflepuff.
by The Puffer August 2, 2018
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Hufflepuff

The least favored house in Hogwarts. Hufflepuffs are also weird...
Dart Pleasure has been assigned to Hufflepuff house!
by Hufflewhat? February 4, 2014
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