Wrench Wrecker

Someone who enjoys cutting off male genitalia.

That girl with teeth in her vagina from the movie Teeth is a Wrench Wrecker.

by AnalMonster666 March 14, 2015

monkey in the wrench

a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.

monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,

"Just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass."

by Bobby White June 30, 2008

wench-wrench

When you squeeze a ho so hard she explodes.

I went to hug my girl, but I wench-wrenched her by accident; the funeral is tomorrow.

by Ace Flamingo April 23, 2009

Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

by josh April 30, 2003

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

Wrench

A penis so large that when hanging from its pubis it resembles a wrench hanging from a tool belt.

Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, John Holmes.
Guys - Look at Mr. Marcus' wrench. <channel changes>
<Stu returns to room from washroom>
Stu - Hey, put it back to 599 I want to see his wrench, too.

by Barney Killarney January 3, 2009