Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 9, 2003

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

by rucus11 September 23, 2009

Wounded Soldier

A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.

That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.

by MattSizzle October 31, 2011

wound fuck

to penetrate a wound for pleasure

The stitches on her arm broke after john wound fucked her

by Helikopter October 1, 2006

Cock Wound

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.

Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.

by underneathyourmom May 18, 2010

double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.

Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.

by nate calfee January 22, 2014