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Wide as a Warehouse

A girl who has got hella booty or is very very fat.
Dude: Do I have to push your fat cheeks through every doorway?

Girl: Yes, since I’m wide as a warehouse.
by fortnitefunnies69420 April 22, 2020
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the helium whorehouse

Where I fill my air compressor/weather baloon with helium, while killing the beast with a ceremonial knife.
The helium whorehouse is all knowing and all seeing.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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Woodhouse

A place to go and enjoy Heamo porn in seclusion, is usually equipped with a pc with web capabilities and hidden folders that your girlfriend knows nothing about.
Im just off to the woodhouse to find some quality Docking avi's i can stroke to.
by Ilikestheindie February 9, 2004
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Whorehouse

Something you say when you make a costly mistake.
Whorehouse! I just lost 2g's.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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In The Warehouse

When someone, presumably a coworker at any type of logistics, warehouse, or production facility, has left their desk to use the bathroom, and as soon as they clear the room get a phone call. Such-and-such is "In the warehouse" is a more polite way of saying that they are away from their desk, in the bathroom, and can't come to the phone. May also be given as an excuse for any absence from ones desk or work in general, even if the person giving the excuse has no idea where said person is.
"Hello, can I please speak with Ian?"
"Unfortunately he's in the warehouse right now, can I take a message?"
by Nico Corrigan January 1, 2008
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Karen's In the Warehouse

Use when your parent(s) is/are home and you cannot say something to another person.
by Jomo667 September 11, 2020
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You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
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