how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Chad Hobson June 14, 2008
Get the WOOFmug. 
by Deadprez$ October 24, 2019
Get the Gentlemen woofmug. Noun. The underlying structure on which something is built; a base or foundation. This expression, used figuratively since the second half of the 1500s, alludes to the threads that run lengthwise (warp) and crosswise (woof) in a woven fabric.
"profound dislocations throughout the entire warp and woof of the American economy" (David A. Stockman).
by IAMDAOZ November 7, 2008
Get the Warp and Woofmug. I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
by choochie January 4, 2008
Get the hairy woofmug. Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
by DLPrincess May 26, 2018
Get the Woofing-coughmug.