Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

Primitive Woodsman by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Mr woodman 

A sexy bald guy

Mr woodman is very fit

Mr woodman by Mr Monkeyman3000 February 28, 2021

steve woodrum 

Huge asshole extremely conceited and self-centered full of ego very sneaky always deceiving and conniving selfish Narcissistic almost evil like traits Habitual cheater and habitual liar has no conscience and feels no remorse loves to belittle and bully women to make himself feel better don’t let his act fool ya he is anything but good

That guy really seems like a huge asshole he was so rude he was a Steve Woodrum for sure!

steve woodrum by Dickbag sniffer July 9, 2021

aroace.woodmon 

Aroace woodmon is a aroace tiktoker who is the irl woodmon

Aroace.woodmon is cool

aroace.woodmon by Grape.scientists.gengar June 11, 2022

Canadian Back-Woodsman 

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

Canadian Back-Woodsman by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020

The Chicago Woodsman

The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.

Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand

The Chicago Woodsman by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023