Tyler woodcock fucks you about and so does 2 of his brothers. He’s a frigid little prick and the only person he’d ‘fight’ is someone 2 years below. He smokes pot out of his uncles back garden shed and doesn’t even inhale properly. You’ll see him bezzing around carnforth on his shitty mountain bike (bmx) wearing his fake supreme jacket like he’s all 10 men.Overall he’s just a queer little pot noodle head whose balls are yet to drop.
by Fatwillys August 17, 2019
Get the tyler woodcock mug.by camelton December 15, 2007
Get the wobachuckie mug.Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".
Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"
Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"
Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
by Brewno September 30, 2007
Get the Woodcock mug.a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test
b.)an I.Q test
a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."
by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007
Get the woodcock johnson mug.A grassy little village situated in between Prenton and Arrowe Park, that is populated by Chavs, Vermin, Dolites, and the general ilk that is coming to identify Britain of the 21st Century. The estate was built after it was bombed during World War 2, it is currently required a second bombing to wipe out the lowest common denominator, who take luxury in destroying other people's property and set fire to wheelie bins, just to prove who the Alpha Male* is. The parents are unaware, or totally oblivious of what little John Alex, or Tania Ann is doing. It is a mere bus ride away from Birkenhead.
* Alpha Male in the Chav circle can also be identified by his underlying insecurities, tiny wrists, inverted penis, and hairy tongue. He is the first to get hit, and knocked out, if he ever encounters and violence. Usually by his father.
* Alpha Male in the Chav circle can also be identified by his underlying insecurities, tiny wrists, inverted penis, and hairy tongue. He is the first to get hit, and knocked out, if he ever encounters and violence. Usually by his father.
by smiek July 1, 2007
Get the Woodchurch mug.Imagine a wooden duck . . . What do they do? Nothing! What will they be when they grow up? Nothing!
Rosey is a "woodduck"!
Rosey is a "woodduck"!
by Rick October 24, 2003
Get the woodduck mug.The Woodwhack is a legend that came from the North East of Quebec. Unknown creature living mostly in the heavy wooded areas, it reaches 7 feet high in it's adulthood. It mostly lives of other mammals(Mooses,foxes,coyotes,etc..) but can survive of small critters as well. It has been sighted more than once however never confirmed. It's current number is unknown but is estimated around several hundreds. Theorists tend to believe to it might be related to a sub-specie of wolverines though further studies are required.
We seen the Woodwhack yeterday.
by Caucau March 24, 2013
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