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wanking closet

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
by mitch00uk April 4, 2015
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Bi-Winning

To win here and to win there.
I'm not Bi-Polar, i'm Bi-Winning; I win here and I win there.
- Charlie Sheen
by Besnik Gjeka March 28, 2011
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winning the rat race

This is a cynical saying about competition in life, the rats keep winning the rat race. The low and ruthless become most successful.
I'm gonna retire l am tired of the rats winning the rat race.
by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021
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duh winning

To reach a pinnacle of success despite the heavy use of drugs and hookers. The person who reaches this pinnacle usually has tiger's blood flowing through them.
Interviewer: So what have you been doing lately?

Winner: Duh winning, why else would I have tiger's blood flow through my veins?

Interviewer: Maybe cause you got Hep C from all those hookers.
by Taco Van March 26, 2011
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winkin pink brownie cake

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping
your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious
by herb villified May 6, 2009
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award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.
There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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