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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
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Windshield Wiper

69th gear ... shall I say more.
She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.
by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022
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wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.
“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”
by prep girl five June 5, 2023
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Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
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Wisconsin Windshield

A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.
I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.
by Apprenrice October 5, 2023
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windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
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