We all use Windows, some Windows 2000 and some Windows XP.
When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.
WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!
I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.
When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.
WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!
I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.
About Windows and funny Windows versions
by Zammis "zammis" Clark June 15, 2004
Can refer to:
- A buggy piece of software Microsoft market as an operating system.
- what you use to defenestrate someone
- A buggy piece of software Microsoft market as an operating system.
- what you use to defenestrate someone
by AProperWierdGuy July 11, 2019
Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server.
Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.
Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.
Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll?
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!
by Esai May 22, 2006
by NiggaRatchie October 19, 2003
A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
by meg February 16, 2004
A long sheet of glass held in place by four corners of a dense material. Usually used to see through buildings, although it can be used to satisfy a depressed person for example: jumping through one.
by Kidwithnohair December 17, 2019