wilson

An absolute annoying cunt.

Rhayce: What do you think of Wilson?
Marshall: He is an annoying cunt.

by racey-boi February 15, 2017

Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.

1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!

by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017

Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."

"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."

by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017

Wilson

Wilson always sucking randy's dick

Wilson is a thot

by Randy123412312 May 26, 2018

Wilson

A demon lady who hates children and does depression by injecting here self with death

Have you seen a Wilson

by debt_gamer August 29, 2018

Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 18, 2018

Wilson

Nicest/Meanest person you will ever know,might look mean all the time but the sweetest sweetest person until you make her mad dont play with her emotions

Dont play with a Wilson.

by Sheassbitch March 3, 2019