residual wipings

The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.

You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.

by bepbopborp July 29, 2009

ass-wiping instructions

patronizing and/or obvious instructions

Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."

Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"

Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."

by Humble Worker March 10, 2011

wikiing

The act of browsing or using wikipedia.

I have been wikiing sea mammals for the past three hours.

by Chromatic Kiwi January 19, 2007

wiring

drugs,weed.

Let me have some of yo wiring.

by Willie June 29, 2002

wifing

The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.

Lucky! She is really good at wifing.

by borahgrace July 23, 2011

Wiking Off

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.

Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!

by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011

arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs

Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016