mojo wire

The Xerox Telecopier, a primitive fax machine, as called by gonzo journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

...back at Rolling Stone I had to be available to read and edit copy as it came in eight- to ten-page bursts -- via the Xerox telecopier ("the mojo wire"), a primitive fax, which had a stylus that printed onto treated paper (at a rate of seven minutes per page) and smelled.

by arteitle May 8, 2005

wifesteps

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.

Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.

by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

stripping wire

To jerk off, masterbate

"Where is Andy?"

"Dude I think he's still in his room stripping wire"

"Man, he's always jerking off, he needs a girlfriend"

by The BIGGEST T February 26, 2014

wigress

A female white woman who thinks she is black. Usually talks like a black woman and listens to black people music.

See also wigger.

Amber Fordis such a skanky wigress.

by Bobby Brown February 17, 2005

70 Wipes

Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.

justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.

by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008

skinless wire

solder

Hey, pass me that skinless wire. I need to mount these ICs on this here PCB.

by fu kwan August 1, 2009

mountain dew live wire

Nectar of the Gods with an orange zing.

I drink Live Wire to satisfy my baser instincts.

by Stormy Spencer October 31, 2003