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NPR Rush Whiplash

The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.
"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."

"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"

"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
by Cirdellin January 7, 2010
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Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.
“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”
by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022
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What your body experiences when you travel from one destination to another that has a completely different climate. Typically Northern to Southern Hemisphere switches.
Oh no, I just got to Norway after an insanely long flight from Australia. I feel like I have a terrible case of fizzy whip (physiological whiplash). I'm going to need to nap so hard!
by epiwonk August 3, 2018
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rear collision whiplash

While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.
"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"
by Shawn Barth October 15, 2008
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Whiplash

The definition of eating. A cunt -esque song that mother Giselle, Karina Winter and the maknae who ate blessed our ears with. It makes you bust a move.
Did you see that Whiplash fancam of Giselle?
I really loved Ningning in Whiplash era.
by moooonstar February 12, 2025
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Opinion Whiplash

The term used to describe the confusion felt from a person’s rapidly changing and often confusing opinions on media changing in short succession. (e.g praise to extreme hatred, hatred to ridiculous glazing)
“Man, this shit is fucking terrible. I hate everything about it.”

“Dude, you gushed about how much you loved it a day ago, wtf??? You’re giving me extreme Opinion Whiplash.”
by Male_02 January 18, 2025
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Social Whiplash

Social Whiplash:
Adjective

Definition

1) Having multiple different interactions rapidly

or

2) Having multiple different interactions rapidly and great periods of loneliness
The social whiplash I experienced after attending several meetings was extreme.

Jumping from person to person in my messages caused me to have social whiplash.
by Panpandasan January 20, 2022
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