Well. fuck

When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say

-Hey charlie -Yeah? -I'm gonna kill you now. -Well. fuck

by lurkinthedark August 29, 2010

wellered

Having a 4 some with 3 guys and one girl. Other terms like 2/3 wellered or inverse welleredare commonly used in reference to this word.

Sanchez: we just wellered that bitch.
Rafael: NO WAY!
Sanchez: yeah shes a wart-balled penismagnet

by ass plugger January 16, 2009

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Well bad

Chav-teen speak for something bad, or more commonly slightly embarrassing to the rest of us but a major faux pas to a chav.

Pacifically, he is wearin last years trainers like a pikey, innit, that is well bad!

by ..wil August 3, 2007

Well Shit

An exclamation of surprise.

Well shit Larry, I didn't know you were comming to the reunion.

by Skinner II August 8, 2007

well first of all, whore

*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity

someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore”

by skeppyextrq January 16, 2021

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023