Double Whammy

The act of anal masturbation and jacking off at the same time.

I was giving myself a double whammy cus plain old jacking it was getting boring, plus the finger in the ass adds to the experiance.

by EDF Phantom February 25, 2011

Double Whammy

When you take xans and then play video games

Geoff: Hey Aidan what did you do this weekend
Aidan: I had a double whammy all weekend
Geoff: Jesus man get a life

by vpaulino November 11, 2018

Double Whammy

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.

Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!

by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010

No whammy

No whammy refers to a dork who is not getting any sex.

Did eyes pick up that girl last night? Of course not everyone knows eyes gets no whammy.

by The215 June 12, 2018

Double Whammy

This is a sexual position in which the female sits upon the male genitalia (full penetration) and the male thrusts upward multiple times with his hips. When the male deems ready he raises his arms in the air, clenching his fingers into tight fists. The male then brings his fists down as hard as possible upon the female clitoris. Fists brought down multiple times upon the clitoris is still considered a double wammy.

"Damn yo, did you hear that Janie got double whammyed yesterday? " -Big Tom
"No my bro, what about it?" - Slippery Dean
"She has to get reconstructive surgery." -Big Tom
"Wow, terrible, will she be able to cover the costs of this insurmountably expensive surgery?" -Slippery Dean
"I am unaware of her finances." - Big Tom

by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016

Whammy Noob

Someone that, while playing guitar hero, feels the need to whammy every held note, killing the song they are playing for all to hear.

(Playing online)
"God-damn this song is being raped by another whammy noob!!"

by computer.dude.28 May 11, 2008

the rank whammy

Mesmerizing people with your superior rank so they do anything you want.

The manager got the administrative assistant to pick up his dry cleaning by hitting her with the rank whammy.

by surothai December 10, 2005