weeker

A word only to be used at a moment of ecstatic jubilation or orgasmic experience!

Aww that is fuckin weeker!!

by Pelo April 20, 2005

Anna Weaver

Most amazing girl ever. Plays the flute like an angel fallen from heaven and is just plain awesome. Every girl wants to be Anna Weaver and every guy wants Anna Weaver. She is super sexy and has fantastic hair.

Hot damn, see at that girl? She is so sexy, she must be an Anna Weaver. OR:

Guy 1: Hey, check out THAT hot piece of meat
Guy 2: Daaaamn, she is an Anna Weaver

by iloveband June 1, 2010

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.

I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!

by Tlove412 March 3, 2011

fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart

i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours

by mr. garbear December 10, 2016

National Weezer Day

February 1st is national weezer day.

Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st, national weezer day."

by v4mpyro February 1, 2022