ween bag

Some gayfag who no one likes.
used instead of saying 'dick bag'

That kid is such a ween bag!

by Lauren Denight December 31, 2005

ween seam

the line of skin that runs underneath your penis.

Stacy I told you to lick up my ween seam! Not my balls!

by Timmer! December 15, 2005

alien ween

any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.

*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen!"

by t0mmy teh TANK March 16, 2005

Cheese A Ween

To put american spray cheese on a weenie.

"Leave me alone i'm try to cheese a ween"

by Flesh daddy May 03, 2019

Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 11, 2017

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 04, 2018

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

by Dontshiturself March 01, 2018