ween seam

the line of skin that runs underneath your penis.

Stacy I told you to lick up my ween seam! Not my balls!

by Timmer! December 17, 2005

alien ween

any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.

*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen!"

by t0mmy teh TANK March 16, 2005

Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

by Dontshiturself March 1, 2018

Honnie-Ween

Honnie-Ween is the celebration of TVDUS most powerful characters Bonnie Bennett (the "Onnie" in "Honnie") the first Psychic Witch to ever exist and Hope Mikaelson (the "H" in "Honnie") THE Tribrid, the only one of her kind, an immortal unstoppable force of nature who's a mixture of all three of the supernatural species(Vampire, Witch, and Werewolf). This is a holiday to celebrate the queens of TVDU it is celebrated through October 1st-31st

Oh my gosh it's already October 1st? I gotta get ready for Honnie-Ween.

by proudmisaamanestan October 2, 2023

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 13, 2014