Wedding Cake Syndrome

Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.

Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.

Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"

Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."

Man: "Is there a cure?"

Friend: "Divorce."

by Brad TN August 1, 2010

cushion-wedging

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

wedding

Typically, a $20,000-$50,000 party intended to represent a heterosexual couple's devotion to one another (see marriage). Such a party usually involves a year or more of planning and lasts only a single day.

You're going to stay married damnit, cause we didn't pay $40,000 on your wedding for nothing. -- A mother to her daughter 5 years after marriage.

by some man January 11, 2007

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

by Lucas W. June 13, 2017

organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

by Grnspd July 20, 2017

Seattle wedding

Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.

Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.

by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017