devon wedge

A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider

'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!

by Tony-bob January 22, 2014

cushion-wedging

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

wedges and veges

1.)
To eat potato wedges, and vegetables in the same dish.
2.)
A diet consisting of such meals.

note: usually accompanied by the word 'mate'

1.)
Canteen worker: ye?
Jake: Wedges n' veges mate

2.)
Jake: u bin workin out pal??!
Mike: nah wedges and veges mate!
Jake: nice

by c0medy112 February 24, 2007

wet wedge

when he cums in your ass and you cant shower at his house so you pull your panties up into your ass to prevent leakage

you came in me and now i have to give myself a wet wedge

by jerry longdick sanders September 2, 2017

wedge man

A hard cunt

Wow, that guy over there just took out eight people with one punch, he's such a wedge man

by Hard Cunt December 1, 2015

Off the Wedge

1) To be "Off the Wedge" - Amazing, awesome, really great

2) To go "Off the Wedge" - Fail, go haywire, mess up

1) That movie was off the wedge!

2) Damn it! The controller went off the wedge!

by A Completely Off the Wedge Guy January 31, 2010