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wearing the bib

dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
by briankelly January 19, 2011
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Tortoise wearing jeans

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).
Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans
by silurianconviction March 10, 2022
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Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
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wearing me like a necklace

when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus
Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night
by bisexualfiend December 13, 2017
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Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.
Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.
by Maybelline October 22, 2007
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
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wearing sandals in a warehouse

a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous
Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma July 27, 2014
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