weaver fever

Getting infected via WAN-port by Micheal Weaver (sexual in nature).

I bent over to pick up a pen, left my ass wide-open and BAM! I got hit with the Weaver Fever!

by pakmanrai October 11, 2007

yogurt weaver

hippie type who weaves baskets and makes home made yougurt

:fancy a shi-at su?
:do i look like a yougurt weaving cunt?

by Gavin September 17, 2003

yogurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council staff such as Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers.

by Richard Hooper November 17, 2003

yoghurt weaver

basically a hippie liberal douche.

Yeah, He's a proper Yoghurt Weaver

by Pey Bong September 29, 2010

Shadow Weaver

A fat horny ass hoe who should burn xoxo

Ew! Shadow weaver!!

by catrativi February 15, 2020

Teddy Weaver

Colloquial team given to vagina. Derived form Dr Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and NZ College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.

“How was your night last night Christiaan?”

“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”

by Ted Weaver November 20, 2009

wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)

Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.

by creator of words March 8, 2008