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Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012
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Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper
by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021
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Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.
Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!
by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013
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pickle-washer

1)Someone who takes along time to lick a penis to make it hard, before it either ejaculates, or is used for sex. 2) Someone who cleans up the penis after sex with their tongue.
He makes a very good pickle-washer so his buddy can screw his wife. He is also a good pickle-washer after sex is done too!!!!
by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008
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Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!
Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!
by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 17, 2008
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fanny washer

by ass hatter January 3, 2015
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bowl washer

dude she just washed my bowls
nice bro is she a good bowl washer?
yea dude
by ilovebowlwashers February 18, 2009
mugGet the bowl washermug.

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