Dick Wars

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010

star wars job

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

star wars sequels

another word for trash

yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out

by bananalol257 October 9, 2020

Guild Wars

An awesome game.

Guild Wars is our savior.

Johnny got Guild Wars for his birthday and it made him rich and famous. True story.

by D3k October 13, 2004

lazy wars

A competition among friends to see who is laziest.

It seems we're having lazy wars.

by Cuttyhutter January 5, 2017

Religious Wars

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend

The crusaders had a Religious Wars

by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

Star Wars Day

Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.

"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."

by Indue May 4, 2022