warped tour

a once punk show turned emofest over the years

goddamn, what happened to the Warped Tour?

by proudasshole July 3, 2005

skunk warp

being so stoned that the time-space continuum appears to be altered. i.e. car headlights leave a trail of light as if going at warp speed, you feel like you're travelling much faster than you actually are.

Blue - 'Are we going really fast?! It feels like we're going really fast!!!'

Red - 'Nah, we're only going 10mph, speed up a bit... How fast does it feel?'

Blue - 'About 40mph! Whoa, I just got caught in a skunk warp!'

by dizzyopz January 10, 2010

Warped Tour

Best thing ever. Lots of awesome bands, including Escape The Fate, My Chemical Romance, Alexisonfire, Avenged Sevenfold, The All American Rejects, All Time Low, 3OH!3, Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, and Underoath. Also lots of moshing, crowd surfing, and hot emo guys without shirts ;)

Person1: "I SAW ESCAPE THE FATE AT WARPED TOUR!!"
Person2: "No way!"
Person1: Yeah!!! They signed my shirt!"
Person2: *dies from jealousy*

by cool person (not really) July 18, 2009

Warp Pipe

A community in which a particular group of people participate in bringing Nintendo systems online.

Oh My God, I just played my Nintendo DS Online!

by Ness December 31, 2005

warped tour

warped tour is dead and gone

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...

by Field March 2, 2006

warped

A silly n00b who always gets pwned but doesnt even know it

warped just got warped by gin666 and moxin

by Pwner February 14, 2003

Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!

I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 3, 2003