eject the warp core

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"

by Renegaderocket August 17, 2011

ghetto warp

A term used in Final Fantasy's Midgardsormr server, meaning bloodport.

Screw walking, I'll just ghetto warp back to Bastok.

by Onyxmar July 16, 2004

Vacation Warp

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.

Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?

by jpkaty January 3, 2010

cock warp

the extreme sensation felt in the penis when receiving a long overdue fellatio( BJ)

Last night, when she gave me head, I cock warped to another dimension

by UrbanChaos December 17, 2009

Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.

Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011