Walmart Fat

an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants

It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.

by Kilj0y July 28, 2010

Waldo

The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.

"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Blair Waldorf

Blair Cornelia Waldorf is the main character of Gossip Girl. Leighton Meester, who portrays the character in the television series. She is described as an alluring brunette.

The story primarily follows Blair Waldorf and her friend Serena van der Woodsen during their years in high school and college.

by dairlena August 11, 2012

Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.

Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.

by Safiyya June 20, 2014

Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.

Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Walmart Coun'try

Any new Country Musical Artist that is famous for their skyrocketing sales attributing from Walmart customers.

.......Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Trace Adkins, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley, etc

Also known as Nu-Country, or New Country.

Mary - "Why are there so many Rascal Flatts albums here?"
Sally - "Oh, thats because they're Walmart Coun'try"

by Walmart Coun'try April 15, 2009

Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.

Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot

by 132_and_bush July 3, 2016