Walfart

Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.

Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.

by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009

Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.

Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot

by 132_and_bush July 3, 2016

walai talai

I swear to God

She's so rude walai talai

by Timothée May 7, 2018

walmart

The center of all evil.

See McDonalds.

Person 1: Hey let's go to walmart and then to McDonalds!!!!!111one!1!!!!
Person 2(the cool person): nah, I think I'll hang out at this locally owned coffee shop/market instead.

by stuff you, jemaine! January 26, 2009

Walmart

A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.

"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Walmart Cattle

Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.

"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."

by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006

walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004