wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014

Wackest

Worst; of least effect.

"Gimme yo' controller jawn, yo punk a** just did the wackest outta all 'em"
(actual quote while playing 360)

by BloodyHeadbutt March 11, 2010

Wankers Whiplash

a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.

I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash

by Aff September 27, 2005

Wankers Doo

When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo

Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now

by bob ewing, nothern ireland July 6, 2009

wankers cramp

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.

Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.

by CommieKras May 19, 2010