wreckney

A nickname for ill fated pop star Britney Spears. Originally coined on ONTD.

britney fan - "aw, her busted weave, wal mart shorts, and swapmeet platform sandals are so cute! she dresses like sh*t because she's down to earth!"

person with taste - "shut up you fat wreckney fan"

by andreaxxx December 29, 2010

Wreckedher Scale

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.

Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.

by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010

Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

by Top Square January 25, 2019

PP Wrestle

When two men wrestle with their pps until they fall off.

Hey, wanna PP wrestle to the death?

by PP WRESTLER March 12, 2019

7-layer underwear wrecker

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.

I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Wrestling

Wrestling is not just a sport its a lifestyle...your giving up you social life just to work out 3 times a day. your waking up at 6 to go for a morning 3 mile run. your eating very little if anything. your drinking 8 oz of water a day. your working that hard to go to a meet with almost no fans there just to see who wants to win more. You could be on the basketball team for a season or you can be a wrestler for life.

Hey why arent you eating lunch?
Hes on the wrestling team.
No im a Wrestler

by Justin Sage May 8, 2011