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The Woodlands preparatory school

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.
Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr
by Yurboi x.x February 27, 2019
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It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.
Welcome to The Woodlands Prepatory School! You didn't get into Cooper either?
by Kenzie Mclaren April 3, 2010
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A town north of Houston with the assiest people around. Stuck up snobs they are but with an awesome reputation in EVERYTHING! I don\'t know whether to be proud or embarassed.
Big house, expensive house, fake boys, fake girls, best schools
by Geuhlee April 26, 2005
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John: Hey honey, do you wanna move to The Woodlands?

Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?

John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't

Sally: No shit
by TTI December 31, 2008
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"abandon all hope ye who enter here..."
by Erick May 8, 2005
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THE biggest ghetto in Texas... you can't find a single white person in the whole town. people get shot all the freakin time, and you can't park your car and leave it for half an hour or someone will smash your windows. you do not want to fuck with people from the woodlands.
Yesterday LaRon got shot in the woodlands.
by beware September 27, 2005
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People in The Woodlands, tx are very snobby and arrogant. No one here has individualism in mind and they're usually very mainstream. With the exception of those who try for their own identity, but just end up listening to bad music. You know, because Simple Plan is OH so tuff. Pretty much anyone you meet from the woodlands is fake or unusually closeminded. Here, people like football and meat. A lot.
"hi i listen to bad music, spend 3 hours getting ready, have loads of money, and i tease people."
where you from?
"the woodlands."
by christina a July 8, 2005
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