crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017

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witty-watty

Witty-Watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.

The sound a midget's balls make when he is masturbating.

"Hey Joey"
"Yeah, Bret?"
"Look at that midget over by the trashcan~"
"Holy cow, Bret. He is getting his witty-watty on!"
"That is hot."

by Cedric Stewart Collins Jr. March 24, 2008

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A glass pipe, usually for smoking meth, that is nicknamed trampwistle, do to the fact that the longer you smoke dope the more tramps you run into only to use you for your dope. otherwise known as "friends without the r".

Dude, I was at this party last night and I pulled out my "tramp wistle" and you should have seen how many hoodrat hoe's were all over me to get a hit of my bomb ass dope.

by suck my phat cock you junkie February 11, 2010

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Resealable wristy

A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.

I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.

by Smeg lord69 September 19, 2018

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wispyhosh

The best, amazing, great, mind-blowing fan account of Hoshi with a wonderful admin, Ay, who is actually Hoshi but in a girl form. Hoshi best stan = Ay <3

I hope that Hoshi will notice Ay's fan account, wispyhosh soon.
You think you are the biggest horangdan? Think again because wispyhosh's admin did exist.
Hoshi best stan = Ay, wispyhosh's admin. I said what I said.

by amorquerencia February 13, 2022

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