Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.

“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”

by prep girl five June 5, 2023

Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.

She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.

Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper

by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021

Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.

After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.

by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015

Bug Against a Windshield

When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.

Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.

by White Cosmic May 16, 2022

Sandblasted Windshield

When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.

When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.

by Skauterino December 17, 2019