NPR Rush Whiplash

The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.

"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."

"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"

"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."

by Cirdellin January 7, 2010

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

fizzy whip (physiological whiplash)

What your body experiences when you travel from one destination to another that has a completely different climate. Typically Northern to Southern Hemisphere switches.

Oh no, I just got to Norway after an insanely long flight from Australia. I feel like I have a terrible case of fizzy whip (physiological whiplash). I'm going to need to nap so hard!

by epiwonk August 3, 2018

rear collision whiplash

While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.

"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"

by Shawn Barth October 15, 2008

Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.

Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!

by JohnnyApocalypse August 31, 2014

Cervical whiplash

When a well hung white guy fucks your pussy real hard and does deep thrust in between.

I fucked jessica and everytime she told me to stop cause it hurt id deep thrust to make her tense up. Giving her cervical whiplash.

by Jwizzy1 August 12, 2019

Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.

I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.

by tristan cone March 1, 2020