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When Shit Goes Down

1. When the unexpected bad happens.

2. The small probability of something going in the wrong way.

'N.B: the verb "goes" can be in any form up to the time tense when it's used. e.g: went, gone, go, (be) going, (has) been going, (will, must,..).etc'
- "Hello Mr. officer, what's your duty here?"
"Everything seems fine so far, I'm here just in case shit goes down"
- Cops are never around when shit goes down!
- "Take this gun buddy, just in case shit went down"
- "You never know son, because when shit goes down, it'll be too late"
by Mr porter tha elicist January 15, 2010
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When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.
by Mike hock. July 16, 2010
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When we go clear

When you accomplish your goals and the only way is up
We gonna be ballin when we go clear b
by Mainzcov July 25, 2016
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When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper
When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?
by skywar1514 January 22, 2020
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when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.
I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021
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When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.
Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.
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When the shit hits the fan

1.)When all hell breaks loose, Pandora's Box is opened, when you're screwed big time, and/or when yer fucked over.

2.)The moment at which fecal matter hits the spinning blades of an electric fan.

3.)A really good Circle Jerks song featured on the cult classic film Repo Man.
We just get by however we can. We all gotta duck, when the shit hits the fan!

Goddamit boy, how many time have I told you to stop shitting in front of the fan?
by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004
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