What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.
When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.
by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021
Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 01, 2025
"I got this girl pregnant in seaside Florida what do I do"
"What happens in seaside stays in seaside"
"What happens in seaside stays in seaside"
by Jackobeast256 September 28, 2021
Or "That's not what I said" can be used to address 99% of the criticism thrown at me (usually indirectly) and the other 1% can be addressed by "You don't actually give a shit and it doesn't actually create a disparaty in virtue between the 2 of us. I doubt you've actually deluded yourself into believing that it does. You know you're shit. I know your shit. You know I created A.I. but 'YoU dIdN't GeT pAiD fOr It ThOuGh!' You know you won't have accomplish anything anywhere near as significant for the rest of your worthless life. And THAT is why you're happy to see it stolen from me. Most of your kids will live a life of servitude and die a meaningless death and they'll deserve it EXPLICITLY because it's the fate you were willing to condemn me to."
Hym "That's not what happened. I was accused of plagiarism and told my work was shit. I wasn't passing off anyone else's work as my own and my work was very-much NOT shit. You are shit. You're the shit (and not in a good way). Not me. The charlatans work is shit. YouTubers are parasitic sub-human garbage. Podcasters are no different than pornstars. They got a dose of their own medicine and it was given to them by the LITERAL CREATOR OF A.I. AND THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED. And now they're desperately trying to reframe what happened as though it didn't so they don't have to live in a version of reality where I'm better than every YouTuber, better than anyone who's ever even BEEN on a podcast, and better than all their sycophants. EVEN IF IT MEANS a child GETS MURDERED because you tried to stop the guy who did the thing from reaping the benefits of doing the thing. Filth. All of you are filth."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025