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Double Whammy

The act of anal masturbation and jacking off at the same time.
I was giving myself a double whammy cus plain old jacking it was getting boring, plus the finger in the ass adds to the experiance.
by EDF Phantom February 25, 2011
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Double Whammy

Geoff: Hey Aidan what did you do this weekend
Aidan: I had a double whammy all weekend
Geoff: Jesus man get a life
by vpaulino November 11, 2018
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Double Whammy

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.
Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!
by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010
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No whammy

No whammy refers to a dork who is not getting any sex.
Did eyes pick up that girl last night? Of course not everyone knows eyes gets no whammy.
by The215 June 12, 2018
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Double Whammy

This is a sexual position in which the female sits upon the male genitalia (full penetration) and the male thrusts upward multiple times with his hips. When the male deems ready he raises his arms in the air, clenching his fingers into tight fists. The male then brings his fists down as hard as possible upon the female clitoris. Fists brought down multiple times upon the clitoris is still considered a double wammy.
"Damn yo, did you hear that Janie got double whammyed yesterday? " -Big Tom
"No my bro, what about it?" - Slippery Dean
"She has to get reconstructive surgery." -Big Tom
"Wow, terrible, will she be able to cover the costs of this insurmountably expensive surgery?" -Slippery Dean
"I am unaware of her finances." - Big Tom
by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016
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the rank whammy

Mesmerizing people with your superior rank so they do anything you want.
The manager got the administrative assistant to pick up his dry cleaning by hitting her with the rank whammy.
by surothai December 10, 2005
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Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.
Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.
by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020
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