valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

by carROT December 2, 2004

vlasicate

1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.

-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.

by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009

Vulsar

A cute boy whose name you don't want to reveal to everyone on facebook so instead you use this term.

Today Vulsar passed me in the hallway....eeeeek! He is so cute!

by juststrollinalong September 15, 2011

vlassic

☀️

"☀️'s face rn is classic."

"No, it's vlassic"

by mr_clementine March 19, 2017

Vlass

A very large ass

"Damn dude, she's got a fine vlass"

by RoastmyToast September 12, 2017

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017

Vukašinus anus

Species which origins are unknown.The only thing known about this species is that they are extremely toxic so dont go near them.They are also gay n-word

Oh no look the Vukašinus anus betther run.

by Cnwd November 14, 2017