Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

veggie sex

Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.

He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.

by weak thought October 22, 2010

Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!

"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"

by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 13, 2008

Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

Veggie Tales Manga

Basically anime but in a book, however this isn't a normal manga it is Veggie Tales but better!

Veggie Tales wasn't good enough! Veggie Tales manga is a leap for mankind!

by Shadow_Wolf9006 November 7, 2019

veggie del norte

1. vegetables that have migrated so far north they have become frozen.
2. Any kind of frozen vegetable.

Bottom doesn’t have any fresh salad fixings, but he can serve veggie del norte anytime.

by Bottom Ford May 2, 2010

Veggie Poser

One who claims to be vegetarian, yet eats chicken, fish, and sometimes pork. Will eat the dead muscle tissue of animals as long as they weren't "cute and fuzzly" in life.

Veggie Poser: Eating beef is MURDER! -eats turkey burger-

by The Indie Chick October 22, 2006