Volvo drivers

A driver who loses touch with reality and think that by driving an extremely safe car they fit into society. They are often seen waving, smiling and laughing, when they hurt someone or when they hit a car. They avoid confrontation and try to laugh it off.
Volvo drivers are a threat as one reversed their car into a person, who was sitting in a chair and knocked another car's tow bar.
by Experienced. August 10, 2010
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Volvo driver

a very bad driver who drives a Volvo and is a total nuisance on the road.
a Volvo driver always is always driving in the fast lane well below the legal limit, pulling out in intersections and nearly causing accidents.
by bread infection November 21, 2009
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Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers
"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."
by JAckkkkkkkk October 16, 2008
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Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.
The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.
by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010
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volvo 740 wagon

A large spacious rwd wagon with a huge load capacity and in turbo form very quick for its day
Often lampooned by people with small appendages
volvo 740 wagon turbo manual 0 to 60 mph in 9.5 seconds
by treborfifty8 August 5, 2011
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volvo b9tl

The best and worst bus in the world, depending on its bodywork.
volvo b9tl is good!!!
by FishyFrog May 8, 2023
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volvo air bags

Used to describe's a woman's breasts that are unusually large.

Refers to the high safety standard in the product of Swedish car manufacturer Volvo.
Jenny: Do you like my breasts?
Tom: Yes, you've got some real Volvo air bags there, Jenny.
by all people everywhere March 12, 2008
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