vent poop

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.

I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!

by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014

Air Venting

Means to chat/spread shit about them.. also known as chatting breeze

Why you air venting about my curry?

by Sammy Wood November 03, 2008

depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

venting syndrome

The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain about them.

"Damn, Cindy is bitching about her boyfriend again."
"Is that all she ever talks about?"
"I think she has venting syndrome."

by Mark Black June 21, 2007

gent with a vent

The opposite of a chick with a dick. Possibly a pre-op transgendered female who wants to be a man, or a drag king who dresses up as a man for fun/comfort.

Or a guy described as being without a penis, for any reason, as an insult.

So I've put socks down my boxers, put on my minimising bra and put on this costume moustache. I'm a gent with a vent who's going for a night on the town!

by Avid WAS fan October 21, 2009

vent vouyer

Someone who listens to others having sex through the heater vents.

On a lonely saturday night, bob found himself being a vent vouyer.

by Urippities poop head May 24, 2007

e-Vent

To vent on someone about something in an email just to get it off of your chest.

She really sent me an outrageous e-Vent after her confrontation with the lazy chick at work with the goiter.

by Miserable in Fair Lawn July 02, 2009