LazerJesus's definitions

salty void

The opposite of sweet spot.

I hate what I am doing and nobody helps me. I am stuck in a salty void.

by LazerJesus January 13, 2022

depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

popsticklers

stars that stay around to long.

Wait, Britney Spears is in the news again?

Yeah, she is a real popstickler.

Damn those popsticklers

by LazerJesus May 21, 2021

good weather bitch

a cutie who is present as additional sweetness, but is never it’s cause.

me: *gets over depressed period*
her: *reappears

me: begone, you good weather bitch!

by LazerJesus March 6, 2021