Definitions by LazerJesus

salty void 

The opposite of sweet spot.

I hate what I am doing and nobody helps me. I am stuck in a salty void.

salty void by LazerJesus January 13, 2022

popsticklers 

stars that stay around to long.

Wait, Britney Spears is in the news again?

Yeah, she is a real popstickler.

Damn those popsticklers

popsticklers by LazerJesus May 21, 2021

good weather bitch

a cutie who is present as additional sweetness, but is never it’s cause.

me: *gets over depressed period*
her: *reappears

me: begone, you good weather bitch!

good weather bitch by LazerJesus March 6, 2021

depression venting 

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

depression venting by LazerJesus February 22, 2021