vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

by Drea88 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A really small penis

That dude has a vacation dick

by Cderf900 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016

vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.

That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.

by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016