A college-prep program offered in high schools. Time consuming, but they do get to go visit colleges pretty often. Generally used to make everyone else feel like shit because they aren't in it. Where there is one UBer (person in UB) there will be at least 3 more in the immediate vicinity. Generally, UBer's act like they are better than everyone else because they get to go to L.A. for a week here, SF for a week there, and because they are upheld as the best thing on the f'ing earth. Ironic because for all they do to prepare for college in that class, the number one in the graduating class isn't in UB.
UBer 1: OMG you remember when we went to LA and that random hobo came up to us and blahblahblah?
UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!
The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?
UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!
The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?
by Genius ad hominem September 30, 2011
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a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
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With the re-ordering of social values resulting from the epidemic and the market crash, he increasingly found himself invited to the best parties, asked to speak in a spectrum of venues, and was quietly made aware of his upward nobility.
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