underwater sex

A great experience, very pleasurable. But if you don't finish fast enough you drown, so be brief.

Guy 1 : I had underwater sex with my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2 : Dude isn't that dangerous?

Guy 1 : Nah man, It was so hot I came in like thirty seconds.

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

underaged townie

townie who has not yet arrived at puberty, but still believes they can start on people.

(high pitched voice)
"Mate will yu buy us some fags?"
"no"
"fucking wanker"
"Ha"

by bob April 6, 2005

Underaged sex movement

A movement that seeks to gets so called underaged sex made legal and promotes people having such sex.

you for the underaged sex movement?

by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009

underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

by Frank Grapes July 23, 2003

Underwater gummy

1. an act of oral copulation involving the insertion of the penis into the toothless orifice of a female geriatric, whereupon, with her head completely submerged underwater, the act consummates with the geriatric fully satiated with seminal fluid

2. the imbibing of semen, from the male member, entirely underwater, in a jacuzzi or pool, by a feeble, elderly female.

Ex.:"I was about to climax into this bitch's mouth, when her Gma sauntered out, told the cunt to move over, grabbed my prick, and started sucking it to high-heaven, without ever coming up for a fuckin' breath of fresh air; the bitch gave me a fuckin' underwater gummy!"

by Michelleobama42 September 2, 2014

Underwater Jacking

I believe a better term for wanking in the tub would be "Bathturbation"

Last night Dan had a bath and performed Underwater Jacking aka Bathturbation

by lizard_lightning March 21, 2015

Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good

Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 9, 2015