unexpectorant

The phlegm that has unexpectedly ejected from a cough or sneeze and ended-up somewhere other than a tissue.

Honey, could you get me a tissue? I need to clean up some unexpectorant.

by Col. Enil Angus February 12, 2017

Unexpectime

When something happens that you were not expecting and so therefore time is somewhat nonexistent for you did not know when else it could have happened

Tim: "Woah, hey Paul I was not expecting you to call me
Paul: "Oh hey, I am 20 minutes from home"
Tim: "Ah, next time you should call me when you are 3 minutes from home because that would make it Unexpectime"

by Emron cumclot March 27, 2021

Unexpectably

It is when unexpectedly sounds just not fit for statement
It is more classy

He was unexpectably satisfied from his marks.

by StfuCutie December 16, 2021

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

Unexpectacle

An entirely unexpected spectacle.

They were flummoxed by the unexpectacle unfolding before them.

by SamaraCirice March 22, 2025