unc status

what lz mxrc has hit

"wow, dblhomeless has really hit unc status!"

by Myccic August 17, 2024

Unc

At some point we all reach this stage. When your favourite athletes start retiring, your hair starts fading, your siblings are having kids, you’re no longer a youngin. You’ve reached Unc status.

“Yo duke Dennis turned 30 and still hands with 20 year olds”
“Yeah he can’t accept his Unc status”

by UncStatusUnc June 5, 2024

Unce

An adjective and verb, the word "Unce" is used, in adjective form, when something can't simply be described as cool. In verb form, "unce" means that you're going to do something to near perfection.

Friend: Dude, I just fucked the biggest tits in my life
Other Friend: Yooooooooo, that's mad unce

in verb form

Friend: Dude, you gonna fuck it up tonight?
Other Friend: I'm gonna be uncing this shit tonight.

by IceCold Slickback Dizzy III OG May 26, 2021

Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypox

Jah= xxxtentacion Unc= the guy who made call me what you want Mr tasty= an ice cream truck in Baltimore monkeypox: a sickness

Wsg muntbuddy wanna go to the Jah Unc Mr tasty monkeypox store??

by troncatofwgkta November 30, 2024

uncing

Pubstomping on Uncletopia, a popular brand of public server on Team Fortress 2.

Join voicecall, we're uncing right now.

by Yr_Hud December 26, 2023

Unc (Uncle)

A person who has mannerisms and a closet style that would imitate someone old.

O'Neal: This grass is gonna get it today!
Ryan: How old ARE you?
O'Neal: I'm literally the same age as you!
Ryan: Yeah okay... Unc (Uncle)

by mfomari November 15, 2024

Connor "Unc" Knee

Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.

by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024