dayton tx

Where the girls keep there legs open wider than the spacers on there trucks? Where the guys cheat on there girls with there cousins and there favorite thing to do on Saturday nights is wear there hats over there eyes and yell Yee Yee.

Dayton tx: Hey bo I need some pussy bo: let's drive to Dayton the girls are ad easy as 2nd grade math problem.

by Chevy2000 February 5, 2018

Lipan, TX

A small town in North Texas located between a meth lab and not just a Walmart but a SUPER Walmart. Locals spend their time shopping, dining, and flying rebel flagged behind the beat up trucks that poor black smoke in hopes to kill the elderly and collect on their life insurances. But this small redneck town is not just known for poor dental hygiene, but for some poor shmuck names James Houck that once got busted for glory holing an Australian Shepard in an abandoned hotel bathroom.

“Hey aren’t you from Lipan, TX ?”
...* tries to mouth words but has no teeth*

by SpankNasty November 9, 2018

Burkeville, TX

A small laid back, rural community with an extremely anti white school district, that is terrible for every sport except for basketball and track, and has a very nice band. Meth is prevalent to a certain extent at the river, but the heart of the town is mainly nice geriatrics.

I'm tired of the judgemental people in Jasper and Newton, I am moving to Burkeville, TX.

by RangersPrincess September 8, 2016

Winnie, Tx

Small town of fuckboys and flatass hoes

All teenagers from winnie, Tx are hoes and fuckboys

by Fuckppl June 15, 2016

cooper tx

A town full of cotton and cotton pickers. You may see the deputy at the frog Lords house frequently. Also a town known for a huge lake and the big foot sighting.

I drove through Cooper TX to take my cotton to Ppf cotton gin and take some dope to the cop ( parked at DQ).

by Teamwrecker January 1, 2017

Canton,Tx

Small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the WalMart parking lot. Or get kicked out of the "world famous" 24 hour Dairy Palace. Once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend The Largest Flee Market calld First Monday Trades Days. 99.9% of the people that attend this cant drive!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!

Canton,Tx...the farthest thing from Disney World!

by redneckgirl93 January 23, 2011

Rockwall Tx

a city in Texas

Rockwall Tx.....it's a place.

by Cer529 March 5, 2011