Twittercism

What Twitterites do to Facebookers...
Mocking the status use of Facebook as opposed to Twitter

He twittercised her status on Facebook as being too mundane.

That is an obvious twittercism of Facebook.

by catahoula March 22, 2009

Twitterpated

The feeling of allot of emotions (mad, confused, stressed, overwhelmed . . . etc. . .) all boiled into one and not knowing how to express in one word.

I was twitterpated after talking to my girlfriend.

by Mr_BSP December 22, 2009

twitterpated

comes from the behaviour of squirrels during the mating season and is mentioned by Beatrix Potter in one of her books

"Squirrell Nutkin twitterpated through the leaves"

by russ bear November 24, 2003

twitterpated

to have writer's block in regards to your tweets

"I wanted to tweet about this, but I got all twitterpated."

by Jane Hathaway August 1, 2012

twitterpated

When you can't think of something good to tweet. Combination of twitter and constipated.

Feeling quite twitterpated, Jeff just couldn't squeeze out a tweet.

by cranflavin September 24, 2011

twitterpaited

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009

Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

by jotracy July 14, 2009